What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How does a person become transgender?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”